An Expose

An expose on ornithomimids and how terrifying they are.

-One of the smarter dinosaurs: can commit the perfect crime

-Big eyes: the better the stare you down with. Its eyes, being on the side of its head would make it creepier.

-Mouth might have been sandpaper-like in texture.

-Could peck you to death.

-Looks dumb and awkward; its always them.

-A blackbelt in karate.

-Garden rake-like hands to stab you with (and rake your grave to keep it tidy).

-Distantly related to dromaeosaurs.

-Able to run... fast.

-Some were longer than a truck and heavier than a horse.

-Go by aliases such as ostrich mimic and chicken mimic; non-terrifying names make them seem innocent.

-Long neck to reach down your throat and devour your stomach.

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Now if you need me, I'll be in a small bunker in Uruguay, just in case Jurassic Park ever comes true.